i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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