He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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