I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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