hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
Randomize
