I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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