Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
We had to coat check the pizza.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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