Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Randomize
