ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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