rhymes with "ouble enetration"
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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