i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Houston, we have a squirter
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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