I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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