i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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