She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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