meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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