yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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