i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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