She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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