dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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