You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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