i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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