dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
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