Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
They took my balls.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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