Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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