I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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