STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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