I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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