Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
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