Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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