This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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