Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
is this the sara with the beer cane?
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Randomize
