Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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