would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
The feeling are messing with the penis
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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