But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
BRING THE BAGELS
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
