she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Randomize