It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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