so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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