we made out on top of his cat.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
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