Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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