3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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