I got chris browned last night
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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