I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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