What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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