just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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