Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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