Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
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