it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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