Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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