i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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