I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Randomize
