At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
