: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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