You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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