ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
false alarm. still invincible.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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