You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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