I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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